Yo, turn the-- drop the, drop the drums
Yeah, drop the drums
(I know all the time) Step up to the mic boo
(It be hard to use a Trojan) Yeah, let me hear you
(Cause your shit cant breath...)
(Sex is something that everybody needs) I know all the time fellas
Its hard to use a Trojan
(Everybody wants, everybody loves) Cause your shit cant breathe
Its all closed in
(Sex is something that everybody needs) Put the beat on, put the beat on
(Everybody wants, everybody loves)
Sex is something that everybody needs
Everybody wants, everybody loves
- If you want it baby
if you want it babe
better use a Trojan!
I know all the time fellas, be hard to use a Trojan
Cause your shit cant breathe, it feels all closed in
You wanna slip itoff, ohh baby I like it raw
But why i wanna hurt myself for?
I was walking down my block, say my block Munroe
Said peace to this girl, girl said hello
Well hell is low, and the lowest you can go
Is thirty-two degrees, below zero
So I started to rain on this young bitch brain
Causin her a great relief of physical pain
She said, "Tit for tat, step off da bra strap.
No diamonds, no gold, I can never get a rap."
I said, "So what?", as I grabbed herbutt
Bitch smiled for a while but her mouth kept shut
Bitch eighteen years old, just birthed a child
Young in the brain though her thoughts are wild
On welfare, but she dont care
She says, "FTF is always there."
FTF means face-to-face
Main, headquarters of your local place
Where, you collect your monthly pay
To support bad habits youse abuse everyday
There hasnever been a girl in my entire life
My girl, my next, ex or my wife
And never been one who tried to disrespect
Im speakin bout the member of the opposite sex!
Theres somethin that I gotta let out
But I dont want to be known as Ralph the Blabbermouth
Quiet as kept, she thought I was soft
But all I wanted to do, is knock her boots off
Just from obtaining the common sense
You can tell that the girl seemin rather quite dense
Other than dense she played slightly bold
But from the statement I made she could not uphold herself
She broke down, and she started to cry she said
"Oh! I dont believe this guy!"
What what you gonna do?
May I diss her? Yes you may
That girls a slut, with a hole in her butt
Who used to be a meaty-bone puppy child little mutt
Came to my house smellin like trout
I said, "Doggie doggie doggie, get out!!"
She did my dick, I mean she bit bad vicious
Dirt Megirt, deep dark and delicious
Shes a doo-doo BUH
Alcoholic NUH
and her ass is tighter
than a pair of vice GRIPS
Speaking of a TUH
I wont kiss, because they dont give milk
Them shit, kick, see uh
Let me tell you about the rash from the neck
its enough to put the ring around the collar in check
Shes nothin but a BUH
otherknown as a WUH
with an irritating ITCH
from trying to SWITCH
Strung out ass, foggin up glass
Tell all the NUH that the pussy first class
Smoke a bag of hash with the money she stash
But she had to play the corner just to make that cash
Pulled down her panties and scratched that rash
Then rubbed it with that a pimp had slashed
Tryied to get saved at the Tabernacle Prayer
But the only thing holy was her shitty underwear
I will change a style, always I will fix
But you can not teach an old bag...
Yo I aint got to say no more Son
Yo word to God man
Only thing Im saying man, is use a Trojan
Kno what Im sayin? For real man
Cause its on man
You kno what Im sayin? I had to learn that...
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